katara:

how did you go from cute to annoying so fast

live-as-a-teen:

dogepom:

patickstump:

if you shame girls about their breast size i will push you into traffic

"Who’s flat now?"

whos flat now

(Source: patickstump)

  • Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that.
  • Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

tortillah:

when your parents call to yell at you:

michaelpalin:

a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas

(Source: owenhartofficial)

beyoncebeytwice:

when u walk away from ur computer but forget ur wearing earphones

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